Mystery Game of the Week: 3D Ultra Minigolf

Hm.  I suck at minigolf in real life, so I can't imagine why I would want to play a video game version.   I have no idea where this game came from, but I certainly didn't buy it. 

ANYWAY.  I'm fairly certain you can't die or lose in a game this obviously kid-friendly, so I'm going to be arbitrary and set a fail state of completing 18 holes at more than 15 over par.  I'll lower it if that turns out to be too easy.  It probably won't, I really suck at mingolf.

Now, off to figure out if I can make it run....

Virtual PCs are a wonderful thing.  It runs just fine in XP Mode.

And, I do indeed suck.

I'm at +4 on the FIRST HOLE. Pathetic.

....and starting Hole 5 I'm at +10.

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Turns out that gap to the left of the blade is a myth.  I finished this hole at +15.  I have to be at par or better on the next hole to not fail this game...

And we're done here.  I got stuck under the damn catapult attacking the Fairy's castle  (which I unfortunately didn't get a screenshot of).

In any case, I have objective proof I am terrible at minigolf.  Maybe my wife will stop trying to get me to play now.

Wishful thinking?

(Also, it's really difficult to make a post about minigolf sound remotely interesting.  I'm sorry.)