AaAaAA!!! -- A reckless disregard for gravity

Well that was embarrassing.

This game is not all that complicated.  You jump off of buildings, "hug" and "kiss" other buildings on your way down, and deploy a personal fold-up gyroscope to land at the bottom.  There are lots of variant maps and levels on which to do this:

If you hit something sans fold-up gyroscope, you break all your bones and die.

Presumably, this should only happen at the bottom of the map, where you are supposed to land on things.

Not in my case, apparently.  As soon as I jumped in the third tutorial level, I ran smack into the top of a building.

Can you hear the ambulance sirens?

Yup, I'm dead and I didn't even finish the tutorial.  What I did play was somewhat entertaining, though.

Now off to the first of the inevitable RTS slogs:  Age of Empires.

At least I probably won't lose any of these right away.