I'm certain I'd bore everyone if I kept to the per-chapter format for three more posts, so instead I'm just going to hit the highlights.
And the bitching...
To start:
The gaming community has been bitching for years about escort missions. So, in response, instead of never using them, a game developer has devoted an entire level to one. I happen to know that Alien Breed 2 has five levels.
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A fifth of this game is an escort mission.
I'm tempted see how long it will take the aliens to eat me if I don't shoot them.
I promised myself no suiciding, so I guess that's out.
